What I know about rehab

What the freakin hell do I know about drug rehab? The quick answer would be nothing, but if I said that, this post would be a little on the short side.

So here's my comprehensive list of things I know about rehab.

1. It's a great place to meet burnt out celeb starlets. Case in point: Lindsay Lohan.
2. Perfect place to hook up with aging rockers to form a super group. Case in point: Any "super group" currently doing the rounds.
3. TV has taught me that high class rehab looks very similar to a day spa. Of course TV is always an accurate representation of real life.

Thanks to television and trashy gossip magazines that is all I know about rehab. I'm so enlightened.

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