For a little while now I've been using a cheap coffee table as a make shift tv stand. It is starting to bow significantly in the middle now, and even though I'm no structural engineer, I'd say that its days are numbered.
I'm thinking I might buy a tattslotto ticket and see if I can get H.R. Giger to custom build me a tv stand. Sure it may creep visitors out, but it works for that dude from Korn so I don't see why it couldn't work for me? I wonder what a H.R. Giger tv stand would look like?